I heard these two jokes recently and thought these were kind of relevant to some of my posts of late. They made me chuckle anyway.
A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. “What’s the matter with me?!” he says.
The psychiatrist responds, “You’re not eating properly!”
Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes!
Nurse: Have you ever seen a doctor?
Patient: No, just spots.
Sometimes you just have to laugh.